have to pick between two different pairs of friends to invite to my birthday thing and i'm confident i'm making the right choice

alex suggested it being a real 'bake-off' party but i dont think my tiny kitchen can handle that. so instead i think it'll be anything that has to be baked. leave it open ended. lasagna? thats fine. bread loaf chill. cookies etc. have to update my close friends list on ig and post on there. cant tweet about it because i can't control who will see and want to come (again points of contention between friends) so ig and word of mouth. plus gonna deactivate again had my fun. have to make the story post soon since it's about three weeks away now

went to doshi to share my banana bread and read. instead just talked to feen and the other baristas. i forget her name but she spoke to me in basically all spanish. said she owed me a free coffee for the time a homeless guy spilled my water. i said i knew it was an accident and nothing bad actually happened but she said still anyways so i got the drip i planned on buying for free. talked to feen and her about how to improve the loaf. they both liked it. realized i didnt offer patterson any so gave her half of my piece. rest was for coworkers. talked about cameras with feen and didnt read like i planned. ale texted me a pic of my bike outside and asked if i heard her yell my name. i did not

this morning i left my apartment to go on a run around 7:30am. a block away i looked down and saw a dead snake on the sidewalk. originally thought it was a worm but when looking back at the pictures i took i corrected myself. five to ten steps later, i see a dead mockingbird on the edge of the street. i run and return home and leave to get coffee after 9am and i see a dead white kitten on the road. one morning. three different dead animals. all within a block of eachother. kept telling customers about it at work when they would ask, "how's your day?" and i felt like being more honest than normal

got real emotional after someone nearly sent me to the hospital by turning head on into my one way lane. was tracking the traffic signals, seeing cross ones turning yellow then red, anticipating mine will be green by the time i get to the intersection. watched what i thought was the car attempting to run the red instead turn into my one way. was able to brake in time and slam the horn. could not see what they looked like behind the bright headlights and higher suv line of sight vs my tiny motorcycle. would've been right in front of a bar, a good amount of witnesses. did any of them briefly anticipate seeing my body crunch into the hood, roll onto and crack the windshield? sorry party goers, who am i to deny yall that spectacle. for all the 'i should kill myself' comments i make, it's obvious my body doesn't actually believe that